IS WHITNEY HOUSTON’S BIOLOGICAL MOTHER DIONNE WARWICK???

The late pop sensation, Whitney Houston, was not only a great beauty but also bore a suspiciously strong resemblance to her “cousin,” singer Dionne Warwick, more than her “mother,” Cissy Houston.

While the documentary recounting Warwick’s career is no longer in circulation, it stated that the singer disappeared from the spotlight for exactly 9 months.

Lawton Lane News engages in speculation, suggesting that if Houston were not the daughter of Cissy Houston, then Warwick and the late producer, Burt Bacharach, could hypothetically be her biological parents. This claim is conjectural and lacks substantiated evidence.

Bacharach had always expressed a deep fondness for Warwick, professing his admiration and respect for his protege.

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