ERIC SWALWELL!!!
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ERIC SWALWELL!!!

Rep. Eric Swalwell, a husband, father, and politician, has abandoned his gubernatorial campaign and is resigning from Congress following allegations of sexual misconduct.

Swalwell is among many men in politics and entertainment who’ve forced me to pray my husband away.

Recently, Swalwell stated that his extramarital affairs are a private matter between him and his wife. However, I strongly disagree with this perspective.

When an alleged victim or a woman claiming an affair with a politician comes forward, the allegations become a matter of public concern, involving not just the politician and their spouse, but also the American people.

Both parties swiftly denounced Swalwell after the accusers came forward, which is expected protocol. Yet, one must ask: was this just political theater, or will real action be taken? Too often, others have escaped accountability.

If Swalwell’s fate is to retreat into a private club and a cache of booze, reportedly paid for by his abandoned gubernatorial campaign money, the future birthrate will be lower than the current one.

More women who are intentional about their identities and the men they allow into their lives may likewise feel compelled to pray their husbands away.

For more on the story of this goofy-ass n!gga, lookin’ all stupid in the face, click here.

As always,

I say to America, you better get mad, till you get f$cking glad.

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I AM IRAN, AND I WILL F$CK YOU UP!!!

Regardless of what words the Trump administration isn’t using, the United States and Israel are at war with Iran.

Make no mistake, many view this conflict as unprovoked, with fewer than 20 percent of Americans appearing to disagree.

We are 24 days in, and many observers consider the Iranian response to be determined. They are pursuing their goals with persistence, while the US supports Israel, each with its own interests in mind.

But what happens when the United States government forces its citizens to adopt the Iranian ideology, willing to risk it all—job, family, friends? Many of us are already forcefully voicing our opinions on social media, and our bravado will only increase as the war progresses.

Our government has fucked up, pushing most of its voters to support a foreign country that they have attempted to convince us is so evil.

The Iranians are matching the US and Israel blow by blow—closing off the Strait of Hormuz is Iran’s most effective strategy so far—with no surrendering in sight, and despite their actions against the United States, Americans are rooting for Iran.

Perhaps most US voters see Iranians as underdogs, reflecting on them. Whatever the case, Iran showing the US and Israel the FAFO method is something to marvel at, but the American government needs to be concerned about its voters following suit.

As always,

I say to America, you better get mad, till you get f$cking glad.

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CELEBS SAY THEIR PICS DON’T REPRESENT EPSTEIN TIES BUT ARE TARGETING CONTENT CREATORS INSTEAD OF DOJ!!!
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CELEBS SAY THEIR PICS DON’T REPRESENT EPSTEIN TIES BUT ARE TARGETING CONTENT CREATORS INSTEAD OF DOJ!!!

Diana Ross is the latest picture to be released with the Jeffrey Epstein files. However, reports claim the DOJ is being accused of falsifying photos of Ross and the late pop star Michael Jackson, stating that the photos were for a benefit.

As always,

I say to America, you better get mad, till you get f$cking glad.

For more on this story, click here.

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NYPD DETECTIVE AND MOM OF 3 DIES AFTER RECEIVING BBL!!!
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NYPD DETECTIVE AND MOM OF 3 DIES AFTER RECEIVING BBL!!!

We’re confronted with another tragic loss: a wife and mother has died while pursuing beauty ideals. She was drawn to perfection, shaped by unrealistic beauty standards that dominate social media and the music industry, which are nearly impossible to attain. Many influencers now embody exaggerated versions of themselves, chasing envy and attention, often at great personal cost.

Following this broader context, Alicia Stone, 40, a married mother of three, died after receiving a BBL in a Columbia facility. She was later rushed to a nearby hospital after being found unresponsive in her hotel room in Cali, reports state.

Reflecting on Stone’s career, I think back to my own detective aspirations—I didn’t want to fulfill the prerequisite of walking the beat. In contrast, Stone put in the work, serving 13 years in the NYPD’s Internal Affairs. That isn’t an easy feat, particularly in a male-dominated and racially charged environment. I know from first-hand experience.

This raises a pressing question at the heart of this issue: why do so many women take serious risks, especially traveling to other countries with potentially lower medical standards, in pursuit of appearances dictated by American beauty ideals?

Consider the context: while this trend is less prevalent now than a decade ago, it still remains the most dangerous cosmetic procedure available, with reports stating a mortality rate as high as 1 out of 3,000.

Critics who identify this crisis as a lack of self-love are supported by women who understand the risks, but still choose the overseas option for its cheaper costs.

Stone’s experience is, unfortunately, not unique—she is one of thousands whose situations have ended in death or botched results. As a 9-1-1 operator, I have answered a few emergency calls from women and men falling victim to the latter.

The cycle of these tragedies prompts reflection. I don’t know when emphasizing the part of the body from where bowels flow will ever not be a “thing.” But what I do know is that, whether we like to admit it or not, the Kardashians dictate the trends for all races of women. Therefore, my prediction is that when these reality stars ring the alarm that the big-butt craze has ended, then people will stop dying.

For more on this unnecessary death and pathetic story, click here.

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FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 116 YEARS, NAACP WILL NOT INVITE PRESIDENT TRUMP TO CONVENTION
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FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 116 YEARS, NAACP WILL NOT INVITE PRESIDENT TRUMP TO CONVENTION

In a historic move, the NAACP won’t be inviting the president and vice president to the NAACP National Convention.

Barack Obama told the people of Flint, Michigan, to drink poisonous water he knew was toxic. Bill Clinton signed the 1994 Crime Bill, leading to the incarceration of hundreds of Black people. And George W. Bush not only turned his back on Hurricane Katrina victims, and there were no WMDs.

These presidents were all invited to the NAACP’s convention.

As always,

I say to America, you better get mad, till you get f$cking glad.

For more on this story, click here.

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AMERICA REVEALS IT CANNOT SURVIVE WITHOUT UNDOCUMENTED IMMIGRANTS AFTER TRUMP HALTS REMOVAL OF HOTEL AND RESTAURANT WORKERS
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AMERICA REVEALS IT CANNOT SURVIVE WITHOUT UNDOCUMENTED IMMIGRANTS AFTER TRUMP HALTS REMOVAL OF HOTEL AND RESTAURANT WORKERS

From the desk of Lawtonlane.com

The Trump administration backpedals on undocumented immigration policy. President Trump is calling for ICE to halt its arrests of undocumented workers in the hotel, farming, and restaurant industries.

Through this action, America reveals to the world it cannot survive without undocumented immigrants. Whose fault is this?

For more on this story, click here.

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MINNESOTA LAWMAKER DEAD AFTER VOTING AGAINST HEALTH PROGRAM FOR UNDOCUMENTED MIGRANTS!!!
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MINNESOTA LAWMAKER DEAD AFTER VOTING AGAINST HEALTH PROGRAM FOR UNDOCUMENTED MIGRANTS!!!

From the desk of Lawtonlane.com

House Speaker Emerita Melissa Hortman of the Democratic-Farmer-Labor Party (DFL), a political party in the U.S. state of Minnesota affiliated with the National Democratic Party, was shot and killed along with her husband in the early hours of Saturday, June 13th.

This shooting comes just days after the lawmaker voted against MinnesotaCare for undocumented migrants in the state.

Lawton Lane News is an independent news site that offers its opinion. LLN believes this story deserves as much coverage as the slain UnitedHealth CEO Brian Thompson received.

LLN also observes that, just like the healthcare CEO, there is no public outrage. This website denounces violence, but it is clear that the public is thoroughly disgusted and frustrated with the healthcare and political systems in their country.

For more on the representative’s vote, click here.

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A LOVE FOR TRUMP OR DISTAIN FOR POLICE WHY NO PROTESTS AGAINST JAN. 6 PARDONS?
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A LOVE FOR TRUMP OR DISTAIN FOR POLICE WHY NO PROTESTS AGAINST JAN. 6 PARDONS?

The juxtaposition of President Trump’s 2016 victory and 2024 win differ drastically.

Eight years ago, the streets were filled with angry protesters nationwide. Today, it appears that the second-term president has the support of the American voters as he continues to sign executive orders and pardon Jan. 6 perpetrators, including those who violated police officers.

The media is outraged. However, they appear to be the only ones who are.

We wonder why cultural icons like the rap group NWA, and Bonnie and Clyde, a couple who went on a killing spree, are revered all over the world.

NWA expressed that through their music, they wanted LAPD to feel the same anxiety and paranoia that they gave Black people. And 9 out of the 13 people Bonnie and Clyde murdered were law enforcement. The killing duo hated the police. They believed the police hated them— the downtrodden. Today, many Black and poor Americans share the same sentiment.

I worked for the police department, and my training manual states that if the community has a negative view of police officers, it’s the police department’s fault.

While our officers are needed and should be respected, they are often silent when one of their own decides to play Klansman with Black and poor people’s lives.

Perhaps that’s why the American people are silent now.

For more on Trump and his pardoning Jan. 6 perps, click here.

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BIDEN LEAVES OFFICE WITH A FAILING LEGACY MEDIA A MESS TO CLEAN UP
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BIDEN LEAVES OFFICE WITH A FAILING LEGACY MEDIA A MESS TO CLEAN UP

Joseph R. Biden left office on Monday, leaving his plummeting media to answer questions regarding his multiple pardons for his siblings hours before he left office.

The former president also had his liberal networks’ help in keeping his mental health a secret, along with downplaying how the American people were financially progressing under President Trump’s first administration, which a pundit later admitted on MSNBC’s Morning Joe.

Now, the falterring networks are left to serve its small audience answers for all the deceit and lies they may have told about Trump “stealing democracy,” which was a faithful hot topic for both networks, using the catch phrase in hopes of propelling Biden and then VP Kamala Harris to a White House win.

But Black people stayed home, and the few Black voters who voted for Donald Trump aided in the 47th president’s victory.

It should be noted that former President Biden did not pardon any of his liberal journalists or their networks who employ them.

To read more on Biden’s pathetic pardons, click here.

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VP AND EVERY PRESIDENT ON THE FIRST TWO ROWS AT PREZ JIMMY CARTER’S FUNERAL IS TO BLAME FOR HARRIS’ LOSS
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VP AND EVERY PRESIDENT ON THE FIRST TWO ROWS AT PREZ JIMMY CARTER’S FUNERAL IS TO BLAME FOR HARRIS’ LOSS

President Jimmy Carter was laid to rest yesterday, and all the past presidents were in attendance along with the First Ladies, with Michelle Obama noticeably absent.

There were memorable moments—Trump and Obama conversing and laughing, George W. patting Obama’s belly as he entered the pew (that’s how some alpha males/good old boys greet one another). Much of it was interesting to see. Click here for more.

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THE ASS TREND HAS GOTTEN OUT OF CONTROL!
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THE ASS TREND HAS GOTTEN OUT OF CONTROL!

In an interview with Joe Budden on the Joe Budden Podcast, rapper Nicki Minaj revealed that she was ashamed of not having a voluptuous backside like the girls the man who signed her, rapper Lil Wayne, would bring to the studios for visits. He would also tease her (I call it humiliation) about not having an ass.

The Pink Friday rapper eventually gave in and received cosmetic surgery for fuller buttocks. In the interview, she said, “I wish I had thought more of myself.” Minaj is one of the most transparent rappers in the industry. Her lyrics and language are outright filthy and offensive, yet her honesty about where her confidence was at that time were the most powerful words I’d ever heard her speak.

I have been harassed all of my life for not having a derriere. I’m a Black woman who had to grow into loving the way I look, and believe me, it took a great deal of reading, reflecting, and being alone.

Women are now taking pictures from the back when the camera is meant for the face. Black people now value the part of the body from where shit escapes more than they value a beautiful face and a healthy body.

But let’s be clear. You can be a White woman with no ass. The self-esteem of Black people is so low; no matter what White people look like, it’s perfectly fine with them.

So, here is what Lawton Lane News (LLN) believes is happening. Since different rules exist for Black and White women, I think the Black man wants Black women to look their worst. And we are witnessing Black women looking the worse we’ve ever looked—eyelashes that can double as fans, 10” nails, long shiny wigs, fake asses on top of the big one they already possessed.

If loved ones who we’ve lost 20 years ago could be resurrected and they saw what Black women look like today, they’d be horrified.

I used to blame Black men solely. However, they couldn’t have achieved this without the help of Black women.

Wake up!

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LAWTON LANE NEWS BELIEVES NATALEE HOLLOWAY IS STILL ALIVE!
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LAWTON LANE NEWS BELIEVES NATALEE HOLLOWAY IS STILL ALIVE!

After watching the 2008 film Taken, I concluded that Natalee Holloway, who went missing on May 30, 2005, was sex trafficked.

It's been years since I saw the film, but I recall the movie showing a couple of giggling girls being distracted by a corny white guy(s) who think they're ladies' men because the young women are making them (or him) feel that way.

Holloway's mother has never publicly blamed her teenager's girlfriends for "allowing" her daughter to go with the suspect, Joran van der Sloot, that night in Aruba. But I bet she wants to.

I wasn't there. However, I bet I know the language Van Der Sloot used: "Your friends are just jealous we want to talk to you and not them. They're 'hating' on you." That would be enough for women to release their friends into the evil clutches of a man.

We have to admit to and own the insecurities and low self-esteem that plague the female gender, or we're doomed.

Van Der Sloot taunted Holloway's mother with sexual favors she may or may not (I'm inclined to believe none of that took place) have done. I don't think Mrs. Holloway believed him, but if she allowed Van Der Sloot to muddy the image of her daughter in her mind, then shame on her. Firstly, women can do whatever the fuck they want with their bodies(I don't like the Megs, Sexxy Reds, and Ice Spices of rap, but they are attempting to destroy the judgment around women's sexuality). Secondly, she should know who the fuck she raised, and according to her, she raised a wonderful daughter, and I believe her.

If Holloway is alive, she may be no more reasonable to herself or her family. She has probably lived in a drug-induced state for years, her body physically and sexually ravished, her mind tormented and beaten down so severely that she may not even want to face her family and friends again.

Van Der Sloot was arrested in Chile in 2010 for killing Stephany Flores in a hotel room in Lima, Peru. He pleaded guilty to Flores' murder in 2012.

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